That grandma took none of the shit.
Team Grandma
(Source: thedisneyprincess, via i-will-die-laughing)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
charisma is convincing someone to do it anyways
(Source: fuckking-crazy, via i-will-die-laughing)
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
(via ayemeelai)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
vagina volcano
(via ayemeelai)
WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME
(Source: getsby, via natalie-is-a-ninja)
that sexual tension between you and the only other person on the elevator
(via natalie-is-a-ninja)
Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space?
oh my GOD WHAT
REAL LIFE GHIBLI TEARS
(via natalie-is-a-ninja)
